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The Nap Protester collection

The Nap Protester

Sleep is a scam.

Naps are a personal insult and this baby will die on that hill, wide awake of course.

The The Nap Protester collection gathers funny baby clothes, parent gifts and nursery extras built around one tiny personality — bodysuits, tees, mugs, blankets and keepsakes for the family currently negotiating with a very small boss. Not sure this is your baby? Take the quiz or check sizing and shipping.

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