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The Nap Protester collection

The Nap Protester

Trick or treat. Nap or riot.

Sleep was already a scam before anyone mentioned a bedtime on Halloween. Negotiations are open, briefly.

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Your Nap Protester pack

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The The Nap Protester collection gathers funny baby clothes, parent gifts and nursery extras built around one tiny personality — bodysuits, tees, mugs, blankets and keepsakes for the family currently negotiating with a very small boss. Not sure this is your baby? Take the quiz or check sizing and shipping.

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