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The Milk Drunk collection

Milk Drunk

The tiny count. Milk only.

Up all night, wobbly by dawn, and strictly on a dairy diet. The cape is for effect; the schedule is real.

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Tap the + on every piece you want. Your pack and total build down below.

Your Milk Drunk pack

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The Milk Drunk collection gathers funny baby clothes, parent gifts and nursery extras built around one tiny personality — bodysuits, tees, mugs, blankets and keepsakes for the family currently negotiating with a very small boss. Not sure this is your baby? Take the quiz or check sizing and shipping.

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