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Real humans answer here. We reply within one business day, usually faster, occasionally mid-nap.

Email us

hello@thecrankybaby.com

One inbox for everything: orders, sizing, returns, wholesale, press, or just showing us a photo of your cranky baby in our gear (encouraged).

Help us help you faster

Including the right details in your first email usually means we fix it in one reply:

Order questions

Your order number (in your confirmation email) or the name and email you ordered with.

Damaged or wrong items

Order number + a photo of the problem. That is all we need to send a free replacement — details in returns.

Sizing advice

Baby's age, weight and height and we will recommend a size. The size guide answers most of it instantly.

Wholesale & collabs

Tell us about your shop or project and rough quantities. We love baby boutiques.

Before you write

The two most common questions already have full answers: where is my order? and how long does shipping take? If those don't cover it, email away.

Find us on social

We post new drops, behind-the-scenes chaos and the occasional meltdown compilation on Instagram, Pinterest and Facebook. DMs are checked, but email is always fastest for order issues.

We are a small team, not a call center. If you write at 3 a.m. (we know you are up anyway), expect the answer with the morning coffee.

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