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Parent Tees
The grown-up half of the matching set. Family Match tees for the staff of the house.
Team Born Cranky Tee
Born Cranky
$28
Nap Negotiator Tee
Nap Protester
$28
Designated Driver Tee
Milk Drunk
$28
Household Staff Tee
Tiny Tyrant
$28
Snack Supplier Tee
Snack Dealer
$28
Threenager Survivor Tee
Threenager
$28
Royal Staff Tee
King of the House
$28
Her Majesty's Staff Tee
Queen of the House
$28
These parent tees are designed for baby showers, new parent gifts, matching family moments and everyday proof that the smallest person in the house is somehow in charge. Every piece is made to order — check the size guide or find your baby's cranky type.
Quick questions
- Who are The Cranky Baby parent tees for?
- Tired parents, grandparents, aunties, uncles and anyone on household staff duty who knows the baby is really in charge. Unisex fit, S to 2XL.
- Can I match a parent tee with a baby item?
- Yes — each character collection includes matching and related pieces, so you can shop by baby personality and dress the whole operation.
- Are parent tees good new parent gifts?
- Very. Pair one with a matching bodysuit for a baby shower gift that gets an actual laugh instead of a polite nod.
