Baby · Baby bodysuit
Nap Protester
Naps are a scam and your baby knows it. Document the resistance in soft combed cotton.
Size
Soft on baby skin
Gentle combed cotton, made to last.
Free US shipping
On every order over $50.
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What it is
Nap Protester is a funny baby bodysuit from The Cranky Baby, made to order for newborns and babies up to 24 months. It belongs to the The Nap Protester collection — sleep is a scam — alongside matching pieces for the whole operation.
Who it's for
Perfect for baby shower gifts, new parent gifts, first outfits and matching family moments — or for anyone raising a tiny tyrant with a sense of humor. Browse more baby bodysuits or shop the full The Nap Protester collection.
Shipping & returns
Made to order and usually ships within 2 to 5 business days, with free US shipping on orders over $50. Damaged, defective or misprinted items are replaced or refunded — see shipping details and the size guide.
Quick questions
- Is this a good gift?
- Yes. This baby bodysuit works well as a funny baby shower gift, new parent gift or first outfit for families who like honest parenting humor.
- What sizes does the baby bodysuit come in?
- Available in NB (0-3M), 6M, 12M, 18M, 24M. Made to order in combed cotton — if you're between sizes, size up. See the size guide for details.
- When will this item ship?
- Every piece is made to order and usually ships within 2 to 5 business days. A tracking link lands in your email the moment it's on the move.
- What if it arrives damaged or misprinted?
- Email hello@thecrankybaby.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo. We replace it free or refund you — your pick.
