Baby · Swaddle blanket
Long Live the Nap
Long live the nap, says the baby who absolutely will not be taking one. Wrap the tiny insomniac in soft, breathable cotton and hope for the best.
Size
Soft on baby skin
Gentle combed cotton, made to last.
Free US shipping
On every order over $50.
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What it is
Long Live the Nap is a funny swaddle blanket from The Cranky Baby, made to order for newborns and babies up to 24 months. It belongs to the The Nap Protester collection — sleep is a scam — alongside matching pieces for the whole operation.
Who it's for
Perfect for baby shower gifts, new parent gifts, first outfits and matching family moments — or for anyone raising a tiny tyrant with a sense of humor. Browse more cozy extras or shop the full The Nap Protester collection.
Shipping & returns
Made to order and usually ships within 2 to 5 business days, with free US shipping on orders over $50. Damaged, defective or misprinted items are replaced or refunded — see shipping details and the size guide.
Quick questions
- Is this a good gift?
- Yes. This swaddle blanket works well as a funny baby shower gift, new parent gift or first outfit for families who like honest parenting humor.
- What options does the swaddle blanket come in?
- Available as 30" × 40". Every piece is printed to order once you buy it.
- When will this item ship?
- Every piece is made to order and usually ships within 2 to 5 business days. A tracking link lands in your email the moment it's on the move.
- What if it arrives damaged or misprinted?
- Email hello@thecrankybaby.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo. We replace it free or refund you — your pick.
