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Journals & Cards
Log the milestones, send the decrees. Keepsakes with the cast on the cover.
The Grievance Log
Born Cranky
$22
Formal Complaint Card
Born Cranky
$6.99
The Nap War Diaries
Nap Protester
$22
The Manifesto Card
Nap Protester
$6.99
The Milk Bar Ledger
Milk Drunk
$22
Last Call Card
Milk Drunk
$6.99
Minutes Of The Regime
Tiny Tyrant
$22
Royal Decree Card
Tiny Tyrant
$6.99
The Snack Ledger
Snack Dealer
$22
Payment Notice Card
Snack Dealer
$6.99
The Attitude Archive
Threenager
$22
Eye-Roll Greetings Card
Threenager
$6.99
The Royal Chronicle
King of the House
$22
The King's Correspondence
King of the House
$6.99
Her Majesty's Chronicle
Queen of the House
$22
The Queen's Correspondence
Queen of the House
$6.99
These journals & cards are designed for baby showers, new parent gifts, matching family moments and everyday proof that the smallest person in the house is somehow in charge. Every piece is made to order — check the size guide or find your baby's cranky type.
Quick questions
- What's inside the memory journals?
- Hardcover keepsakes with lined pages for every milestone, with your baby's cranky character on the cover.
- Are the greeting cards blank inside?
- Yes — thick matte card stock, blank inside, envelope included. You supply the words, we supply the cranky baby.
