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The King of the House collection

King of the House

Long live the crown.

The tiny ruler who governs by tantrum and naps on a whim. You just pay the bills.

The King of the House collection gathers funny baby clothes, parent gifts and nursery extras built around one tiny personality — bodysuits, tees, mugs, blankets and keepsakes for the family currently negotiating with a very small boss. Not sure this is your baby? Take the quiz or check sizing and shipping.

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