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King of the House
The King's Cushion, Nursery pillow from The Cranky Baby

Baby · Nursery pillow

The King's Cushion

$26+26 coins

Palace-grade decor for the royal nursery.

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  • Soft spun polyester

    Hidden zipper, machine-washable cover.

  • Free US shipping

    On every order over $50.

  • Earn Cranky Coins

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What it is

The King's Cushion is a funny nursery pillow from The Cranky Baby, made to order for newborns and babies up to 24 months. It belongs to the King of the House collection (long live the crown), alongside matching pieces for the whole operation.

Who it's for

Perfect for baby shower gifts, new parent gifts, first outfits and matching family moments, or for anyone raising a tiny tyrant with a sense of humor. Browse more nursery decor or shop the full King of the House collection.

Shipping & returns

Made to order and usually ships within 2 to 5 business days, with free US shipping on orders over $50. Damaged, defective or misprinted items are replaced or refunded. See shipping details and the size guide.

Quick questions

Is this a good gift?
Yes. This nursery pillow works well as a funny baby shower gift, new parent gift or first outfit for families who like honest parenting humor.
What options does the nursery pillow come in?
Available as 14" × 14", 18" × 18". Every piece is printed to order once you buy it.
When will this item ship?
Every piece is made to order and usually ships within 2 to 5 business days. A tracking link lands in your email the moment it's on the move.
What if it arrives damaged or misprinted?
Email hello@thecrankybaby.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo. We replace it free or refund you. Your pick.
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