Parent · Parent tee
Household Staff Tee
Uniform for the tyrant's unpaid staff.
Size
Soft on baby skin
Gentle combed cotton, made to last.
Free US shipping
On every order over $50.
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What it is
Household Staff Tee is a funny parent tee from The Cranky Baby, made to order for the tired grown-ups officially on household staff duty. It belongs to the The Tiny Tyrant collection (small ruler, big demands), alongside matching pieces for the whole operation.
Who it's for
Perfect for baby shower gifts, new parent gifts, first outfits and matching family moments, or for anyone raising a tiny tyrant with a sense of humor. Browse more parent tees or shop the full The Tiny Tyrant collection.
Shipping & returns
Made to order and usually ships within 2 to 5 business days, with free US shipping on orders over $50. Damaged, defective or misprinted items are replaced or refunded. See shipping details and the size guide.
Quick questions
- Is this a good gift?
- Yes. This parent tee works well as a funny new parent gift or matching family keepsake for families who like honest parenting humor.
- What sizes does the parent tee come in?
- Available in S, M, L, XL, 2XL. Made to order in combed cotton. If you're between sizes, size up. See the size guide for details.
- When will this item ship?
- Every piece is made to order and usually ships within 2 to 5 business days. A tracking link lands in your email the moment it's on the move.
- What if it arrives damaged or misprinted?
- Email hello@thecrankybaby.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo. We replace it free or refund you. Your pick.
