Parent · Greeting card
Last Call Card
For toasts, births and blissful benders. Blank inside.
Size
Blank inside
Thick matte card stock, envelope included.
Free US shipping
On every order over $50.
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What it is
Last Call Card is a funny greeting card from The Cranky Baby, made to order for the tired grown-ups officially on household staff duty. It belongs to the Milk Drunk collection — fed, wobbly, at peace — alongside matching pieces for the whole operation.
Who it's for
Perfect for baby shower gifts, new parent gifts, first outfits and matching family moments — or for anyone raising a tiny tyrant with a sense of humor. Browse more journals & cards or shop the full Milk Drunk collection.
Shipping & returns
Made to order and usually ships within 2 to 5 business days, with free US shipping on orders over $50. Damaged, defective or misprinted items are replaced or refunded — see shipping details and the size guide.
Quick questions
- Is this a good gift?
- Yes. This greeting card works well as a funny new parent gift or matching family keepsake for families who like honest parenting humor.
- What options does the greeting card come in?
- Available as Single card, Pack of 10. Every piece is printed to order once you buy it.
- When will this item ship?
- Every piece is made to order and usually ships within 2 to 5 business days. A tracking link lands in your email the moment it's on the move.
- What if it arrives damaged or misprinted?
- Email hello@thecrankybaby.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo. We replace it free or refund you — your pick.
