Baby · Nursery wall art
Official Portrait Of The Regime
Every palace hangs a portrait of its ruler. Compliance is mandatory.
Size
Gallery-grade matte paper
Thick 210 gsm stock, no glare.
Free US shipping
On every order over $50.
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What it is
Official Portrait Of The Regime is a funny nursery wall art from The Cranky Baby, made to order for newborns and babies up to 24 months. It belongs to the The Tiny Tyrant collection (small ruler, big demands), alongside matching pieces for the whole operation.
Who it's for
Perfect for baby shower gifts, new parent gifts, first outfits and matching family moments, or for anyone raising a tiny tyrant with a sense of humor. Browse more nursery decor or shop the full The Tiny Tyrant collection.
Shipping & returns
Made to order and usually ships within 2 to 5 business days, with free US shipping on orders over $50. Damaged, defective or misprinted items are replaced or refunded. See shipping details and the size guide.
Quick questions
- Is this a good gift?
- Yes. This nursery wall art works well as a funny baby shower gift, new parent gift or first outfit for families who like honest parenting humor.
- What options does the nursery wall art come in?
- Available as 12" × 16". Every piece is printed to order once you buy it.
- When will this item ship?
- Every piece is made to order and usually ships within 2 to 5 business days. A tracking link lands in your email the moment it's on the move.
- What if it arrives damaged or misprinted?
- Email hello@thecrankybaby.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo. We replace it free or refund you. Your pick.
