Parent · Greeting card
The Tiny Count
Up all night since birth, and it was never the cape. For the small count who has never once slept through. Blank inside.
Size
Blank inside
Thick matte card stock, envelope included.
Free US shipping
On every order over $65.
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What it is
The Tiny Count is a funny greeting card from The Cranky Baby, made to order for the tired grown-ups officially on household staff duty. It belongs to the First Halloween collection — the costume was not put to a vote — alongside matching pieces for the whole operation.
Who it's for
Perfect for baby shower gifts, new parent gifts, first outfits and matching family moments — or for anyone raising a tiny tyrant with a sense of humor. Browse more journals & cards or shop the full First Halloween collection.
Shipping & returns
Made to order and usually ships within 2 to 5 business days, with free US shipping on orders over $65. Damaged, defective or misprinted items are replaced or refunded — see shipping details and the size guide.
Quick questions
- Is this a good gift?
- Yes. This greeting card works well as a funny new parent gift or matching family keepsake for families who like honest parenting humor.
- What options does the greeting card come in?
- Available as Single card, Pack of 10. Every piece is printed to order once you buy it.
- When will this item ship?
- Every piece is made to order and usually ships within 2 to 5 business days. A tracking link lands in your email the moment it's on the move.
- What if it arrives damaged or misprinted?
- Email hello@thecrankybaby.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo. We replace it free or refund you — your pick.
