Parent · Travel tumbler
Cracker Cartel Canteen
20 oz tumbler for the head of the snack syndicate.
Size
Keeps drinks hot or cold
20 oz insulated stainless steel.
Free US shipping
On every order over $50.
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What it is
Cracker Cartel Canteen is a funny travel tumbler from The Cranky Baby, made to order for the tired grown-ups officially on household staff duty. It belongs to the The Snack Dealer collection — negotiates bedtime for one cracker — alongside matching pieces for the whole operation.
Who it's for
Perfect for baby shower gifts, new parent gifts, first outfits and matching family moments — or for anyone raising a tiny tyrant with a sense of humor. Browse more mugs & tumblers or shop the full The Snack Dealer collection.
Shipping & returns
Made to order and usually ships within 2 to 5 business days, with free US shipping on orders over $50. Damaged, defective or misprinted items are replaced or refunded — see shipping details and the size guide.
Quick questions
- Is this a good gift?
- Yes. This travel tumbler works well as a funny new parent gift or matching family keepsake for families who like honest parenting humor.
- What options does the travel tumbler come in?
- Available as 20 oz. Every piece is printed to order once you buy it.
- When will this item ship?
- Every piece is made to order and usually ships within 2 to 5 business days. A tracking link lands in your email the moment it's on the move.
- What if it arrives damaged or misprinted?
- Email hello@thecrankybaby.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo. We replace it free or refund you — your pick.
