Baby · Nursery wall art
Portrait Of Her Majesty
The official portrait, hung above the crib by royal decree.
Size
Gallery-grade matte paper
Thick 210 gsm stock, no glare.
Free US shipping
On every order over $50.
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What it is
Portrait Of Her Majesty is a funny nursery wall art from The Cranky Baby, made to order for newborns and babies up to 24 months. It belongs to the Queen of the House collection — long live the crown — alongside matching pieces for the whole operation.
Who it's for
Perfect for baby shower gifts, new parent gifts, first outfits and matching family moments — or for anyone raising a tiny tyrant with a sense of humor. Browse more nursery decor or shop the full Queen of the House collection.
Shipping & returns
Made to order and usually ships within 2 to 5 business days, with free US shipping on orders over $50. Damaged, defective or misprinted items are replaced or refunded — see shipping details and the size guide.
Quick questions
- Is this a good gift?
- Yes. This nursery wall art works well as a funny baby shower gift, new parent gift or first outfit for families who like honest parenting humor.
- What options does the nursery wall art come in?
- Available as 12" × 16". Every piece is printed to order once you buy it.
- When will this item ship?
- Every piece is made to order and usually ships within 2 to 5 business days. A tracking link lands in your email the moment it's on the move.
- What if it arrives damaged or misprinted?
- Email hello@thecrankybaby.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo. We replace it free or refund you — your pick.
