Toddler · Toddler tee
Boo. Now Feed Me.
The haunting lasts exactly until the next feed. For the ghost with a strict schedule and no patience for it. Soft toddler tee, 2T to 5T.
Size
Soft on baby skin
Gentle combed cotton, made to last.
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On every order over $65.
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What it is
Boo. Now Feed Me. is a funny toddler tee from The Cranky Baby, made to order for toddlers aged 2T to 5T with very large opinions. It belongs to the First Halloween collection — the costume was not put to a vote — alongside matching pieces for the whole operation.
Who it's for
Perfect for baby shower gifts, new parent gifts, first outfits and matching family moments — or for anyone raising a tiny tyrant with a sense of humor. Browse more toddler tees or shop the full First Halloween collection.
Shipping & returns
Made to order and usually ships within 2 to 5 business days, with free US shipping on orders over $65. Damaged, defective or misprinted items are replaced or refunded — see shipping details and the size guide.
Quick questions
- Is this a good gift?
- Yes. This toddler tee works well as a funny toddler birthday gift or matching family piece for families who like honest parenting humor.
- What sizes does the toddler tee come in?
- Available in 2T, 3T, 4T, 5T. Made to order in combed cotton — if you're between sizes, size up. See the size guide for details.
- When will this item ship?
- Every piece is made to order and usually ships within 2 to 5 business days. A tracking link lands in your email the moment it's on the move.
- What if it arrives damaged or misprinted?
- Email hello@thecrankybaby.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo. We replace it free or refund you — your pick.
