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The King of the House collection

King of the House

Crown first. Costume second.

His Majesty consents to a costume on one condition: the crown goes on top of it, where everyone can see.

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Tap the + on every piece you want. Your pack and total build down below.

Your King of the House pack

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The King of the House collection gathers funny baby clothes, parent gifts and nursery extras built around one tiny personality — bodysuits, tees, mugs, blankets and keepsakes for the family currently negotiating with a very small boss. Not sure this is your baby? Take the quiz or check sizing and shipping.

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